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5:34 pm • 14 December 2011 • 3 notes

Hope’s this helps!

This is my friend Chelsi. She’s one of the sweetest girls you’ll ever meet, and she’s got family, loads of friends, and a boyfriend who are all worried for her. She went missing yesterday, and she’s now classified as a runaway.. Which is insane because she’s definitely not that type of person..
I’m not going to guilt you into reblogging this. I’m going to ask. If you could take 4 seconds and hit reblog, it could cause the right person to see this and bring her home. You’d want this to spread too, if this was your friend, or your sister, or your daughter.
Please just reblog this. I promise it won’t hurt your blog’s reputation. We just want her home. Thank you.

(Source: lack-of-visual-empathy, via seanpadilla)

5:21 pm • 14 December 2011 • 35,193 notes

i have a feeling these next couple of weeks will fly by. They’re already flying….

5:18 pm • 14 December 2011

stfuparents:

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The Queen Queefers

Who wants to kick off the week with a simultaneous group queef?! We can all count to ten and share in The Queef Heard ‘Round The World! It’ll be the largest single queef the internet has ever seen! What do you guys say…maybe 3pm? Just after lunch? I’ll register an invite on Facebook!

Ughhh. It’s hard to believe that the conversation thread above EXISTS. Ever since I received it my ~~vagina~~ mind has been blown. From tennis applause (which was truly a hilarious description) to varting and beefing…I think it’s safe to say I’ll be skipping lunch today. And maybe tomorrow and for the rest of the week. At the very least, I’ll refrain from eating empanadas for a while. Thankfully, S. has some semblance of sanity and couldn’t resist popping in to tell these ladies they are cuckoo for cocoa puffs. ‘Cause this shit is WACK. Even wack-er than the conversation had by these ladies, and that’s really saying something. As I see it, the only thing left to do is to buy one of the t-shirts. A crown with a gas explosion on a cute pink baby tee from Zazzle? YES, PLEASE! Hey, if you can’t beat ‘em, queef with ‘em! Amirite?!

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Oh.

2:35 pm • 26 November 2011 • 67 notes